Our Team

Aaron

Sith Lord
Aaron's Q & A
CEO

Who is your least favorite superhero?
Deadpool

What are you passionate about?
Family, Programming, Movies.

What’s your favorite movie?
Iron Man

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
Banff Springs Banffshire / Toronto Fairmont Epic / Topolobampo.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Machu Picchu.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
Plays Saxophone.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Someone touching my screen.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
A Dolphin.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Are transporters a reality?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
New Yankee Workshop TV.

Austin

Code Monkey
Austin's Q & A
Code Monkey

Who is your least favorite superhero?
Green Lantern.

What are you passionate about?
Sports, Video Games, being a nerd.

What’s your favorite movie?
The Sting -1973.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
Grandma’s Baby Back Ribs.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Taj Mahal.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
I throw frisbees very well.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Scratching Styrofoam.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
Cheeta, supafast.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
“Is Dubstep still a thing?”

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
24/7 Live Aquarium, I mean how cool are aquariums.

Bob

Office Manager
Bob's Q & A
Office Manager

Who is your least favorite superhero?
All of them.

What are you passionate about?
History, mostly military history. Also music.

What’s your favorite movie?
Saving Private Ryan.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
My grandmother’s pot roast and gravy.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Ireland.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
Categorization.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Rude drivers and political correctness.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
An eagle so I could fly and soar above it all.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Is this still America? and if so, do we still have a Constitution?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
The War Movie Channel.

Carlos

Senior Operations Engineer
Carlos' Q & A

Who is your least favorite superhero?
Hawkeye.

What are you passionate about?
History & Economics.

What’s your favorite movie?
The first Star Wars movie

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
Octopus & Pasta in Venice.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Monaco.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
Being good listener.

What are some of your pet peeves?
People driving slow in the fast lane, people talking on speakerphone in confined public spaces, people cutting in line.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
An eagle.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Can we tele-transport yet??

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
Tales from the Crypt Encore TV.

Christopher

Code Monkey
Christopher's Q & A
Code Monkey

Who is your least favorite superhero?
Scarlet Witch.

What are you passionate about?
Family, entrepreneurship, space travel, virtual worlds.

What’s your favorite movie?
Empire Strikes Back.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
Bull & Bear on the opening weekend of Waldorf Astoria Orlando, their bread was on point.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
The Hobbit Tour in New Zealand.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
Nonverbal cues analysis.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Your vs you’re, being interrupted, people with an external locus of control.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
Dragon.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Which way to the bathroom?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
80’s and 90’s shows with 80’s and 90’s commercials.

Chris

Code Monkey
Chris's Q & A
Code Monkey

Who is your least favorite superhero?
Dr. Strange. It could just be Benedict Cumberbatch’s portrayal of him though.

What are you passionate about?
#4b0082.

What’s your favorite movie?
The Princess Bride.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
My mom’s lasagne.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Australia.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Questionnaires and being asked for my SSN.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
A Liger. It defends itself with its growing skills in the field of magic.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Did Sarge ever get his Elio?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
I recently cut the cord, and I am not going back.

Don

Zoo Keeper
Don's Q & A
Who is your least favorite superhero?
Hulk.

What are you passionate about?
Family.

What’s your favorite movie?
The Sandlot.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
Anything my wife makes.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Alaska.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
There are no secrets.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Straight lines, symmetry, large fonts.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
Wombat.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Have the Redskins won the super bowl?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
Cabin TV.

Eric

Code Monkey
Eric's Q & A

Who is your least favorite superhero?
The Wonder Twins always confused me. Why did they always wait until the very end to transform to help thwart a crime? Seems like they could have had a little bit of foresight.

What are you passionate about?
I’m a rabid Philadelphia Eagles and Phillies fan.

What’s your favorite movie?
Apollo 13, which was a combination of my favorite subject, space exploration, and the perseverance of the best engineers on the planet to overcome staggering odds to survive.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
BBQ feast from a place called Joe’s Kansas City Bar-B-Que in Olathe, Kansas.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
I really want to see the Pyramids at Giza.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
I play piano.

What are some of your pet peeves?
I can’t stand touching food with my hands when I’m eating, it drives me absolutely crazy when I see people texting and driving, and I really hate being late to anything.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
A bird, I would love to be able to fly freely on my own power.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Are the Philadelphia Phillies still in last place?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
I think there should be a 24 hour software development channel, showing non-stop re-runs of Silicon Valley.

Eric

Code Monkey
Eric's Q & A

Who is your least favorite superhero?
The Spirit.

What are you passionate about?
High fidelity audio.

What’s your favorite movie?
Barton Fink.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
Dinner at Victoria & Albert’s in the Disney Grand Floridian.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Either the Galapagos Islands or Bora Bora.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
Use to be amazingly good at hacky sack – might still be halfway decent.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Styrofoam in general.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
Turtle.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Where am I?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
Netflix.

Frank

Mr. T(esty)
Frank's Q & A

Who is your least favorite superhero?
2011 Movie Green Lantern.

What are you passionate about?
Building my computer rig.

What’s your favorite movie?
The Matrix. Still hoping for a sequel or two any time now.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
A taco I made one time.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Does it have to be this world?

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
Pretending I have a secret talent.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Questionnaire forms that as me what are my pet peeves.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
A human.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Was I just cryogenically frozen for 100 years?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
Network Show to Premium Cable Show Converter or NSPCSC.

Greg

Pixel Wizard
Greg's Q & A
Pixel Wizard

Who is your least favorite superhero?
Ozymandias, because he betrayed his team and became a villain.

What are you passionate about?
The outdoors, cigars, and cars.

What’s your favorite movie?
The Count of Monte Cristo.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
Large Sea Scallops from the Red Stag in North Carolina.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Tokyo, Japan.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
I can kazoo without an instrument.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Saying “from the get go” and not cleaning up after your own messes.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
The Bald Eagle.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Where can I check on my investments?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
Commercial free history and outdoor adventure channel.

Judy

Code Monkey
Judy's Q & A

Who is your least favorite superhero?
The Incredible Hulk.

What are you passionate about?
Fitness and chocolate, not necessarily in that order.

What’s your favorite movie?
E.T.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
Rutabaga a La Mancha.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Africa.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
I can hold a wheel pose for 10 breaths.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Noise pollution and bad grammar.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
A dolphin.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Where’s my family?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
“The Office”~ at Above Property.

Karen

Bean Counter
Karen's Q & A
Bean Counter

Who is your least favorite superhero?
Doctor Strange.

What are you passionate about?
My Kids and Grandkids.

What’s your favorite movie?
Forrest Gump.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
Brunch at Fairmont Fort Gary Hotel in Winnipeg, Canada.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Alaska.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
I taught a scuba class to kids for a couple of years.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Clutter, garbage left around near a garbage can.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
Dog.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Can people fly in cars now?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
Golden Retriever puppies TV.

Katy

Code Monkey
Katy's Q & A

Who is your least favorite superhero?
Hawkeye.

What are you passionate about?
Family, friends, pets.

What’s your favorite movie?
Forrest Gump.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
Steak dinner at Half Moon Bay.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Paris.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
N/A.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Ignorance, intolerance, lying.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
Dolphin.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Has cancer been cured?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
Channel with past shows (80s/90s) that aren’t available via syndication or streaming.

Larry

Office Support
Larry's Q & A

Who is your least favorite superhero?
Aquaman.

What are you passionate about?
Music, food and cruises.

What’s your favorite movie?
Star Wars.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
Street tacos in Mexico.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Chengdu, China and Osaka, Japan.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
Drums.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Rude people.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
Wolf.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Why is my shirt untucked?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
The Heavy Metal Channel.

Mark

Pixel Poobah
Mark's Q & A
Pixel Poobah

Who is your least favorite superhero?
Robin

What are you passionate about?
Getting outdoors.

What’s your favorite movie?
LOTR, Extended versions

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
Every time my wife makes Shepherd’s Pie.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Machu Picchu.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
Metal detecting.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Trading in freedom for security.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
An eagle.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Where can I check on my investments?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
Commercial free history and outdoor adventure channel.

Mike

Sage
Mike's Q & A

Who is your least favorite superhero?
Superman.

What are you passionate about?
Flying.

What’s your favorite movie?
Casablanca.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
A hamburger off my own grill.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Great Wall in China.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
Racquet Ball.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Political ads, drivers that cut in and out to get one car ahead.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
A West Highland Terrier.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Can I snooze for 10 minutes more?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
A scrolling series of live worldwide webcams.

Pat

Code Monkey
Pat's Q & A

Who is your least favorite superhero?
Superheros are all positive, can not have a least favorite.

What are you passionate about?
Life.

What’s your favorite movie?
Toy Story.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
Fresh Florida grouper.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Alaska.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
If I tell you it will no longer be a secret!

What are some of your pet peeves?
Shopping carts left randomly in parking lots.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
Labrador puppy.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Is my family awake yet?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
Space channel.

Pete

Safety Dancer
Pete's Q & A

Who is your least favorite superhero?
I am Groot.

What are you passionate about?
I am Groot.

What’s your favorite movie?
I am Groot.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
I am Groot.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
I am Groot.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
I am Groot.

What are some of your pet peeves?
I am Groot, I am Groot.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
I am Groot.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
I am Groot?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
I am Groot.

Steve

Code Monkey
Steve's Q & A

Who is your least favorite superhero?
Ironman.

What are you passionate about?
Technology.

What’s your favorite movie?
Apollo 13.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
Anything My Wife Cooks Or Anything BBQ and Spicy.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
New Zealand.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
Reciting Cockney Rhyming Slang.

What are some of your pet peeves?
People cutting in line.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
A Cat.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Where is the Restroom?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
Drone Channel.

Steve

Water Boy
Steve's Q & A
Water Boy

Who is your least favorite superhero?
Wonder Twins – wasted my Saturday mornings on those two.

What are you passionate about?
Family, Servant Leadership, Sports – Baseball, Football, Stoicism, Sweets.

What’s your favorite movie?
Bloodsport – life is the Kumite.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
Every time I have brisket prepared the right way.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Greece.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
I am a Skee-Ball savant at the fair/carnival.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Airport – Group 9 people thinking they are Group 1 when boarding.
Driving – the driver who will not look at you when it is your turn to merge/zipper in.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
Silverback Gorilla.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
How fast can you get me a cup of coffee?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
The explaining Bitcoin to people channel.

Tim

Nerf Herder
Tim's Q & A

Who is your least favorite superhero?
Superman.

What are you passionate about?
Learning – all the things.

What’s your favorite movie?
The Princess Bride.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
I’ve forgotten it but I keep looking!

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Mariana Trench.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
Calming stressed out animals.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Numbers without units, Charts without legends, etc.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
I would want to be reincarnated as a celebrity pet – any species.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
What happened?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
The non-news channel. Reporting on everything else that continues to improve our quality of life.

Tyler

Code Monkey
Tyler's Q & A

Who is your least favorite superhero?
None.

What are you passionate about?
Stupid things like books and music.

What’s your favorite movie?
Millennium Actress.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
There was this one time I had a really good sandwich when I was like 6. Probably that.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
Japan.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
I’m really good at catching stuff that I drop, but only when there’s no one around to witness it.

What are some of your pet peeves?
Excessive chewing noises, even though I’m sure I’m guilty of it too.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
Cat.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
Can you freeze me again please?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
24/7 How It’s Made.

Victor

Code Monkey
Victor's Q & A

Who is your least favorite superhero?
I am Groot.

What are you passionate about?
I am Groot.

What’s your favorite movie?
I am Groot.

What’s the best meal you’ve ever had?
I am Groot.

If you could visit anywhere in the world you’ve never been, where would you go?
I am Groot.

What’s your secret talent that no one knows about?
I am Groot.

What are some of your pet peeves?
I am Groot, I am Groot.

If you could be any animal, which would you be?
I am Groot.

What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years?
I am Groot?

What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should?
I am Groot.